Wow...you decide to pick me up after all this time...and all that shit happened? Jeez...gimme a hug. No, c'mon, don't be a stale sour Gummy bear.

[mun:...no.]

[ooc: This Shawn is adopted from a friend of mine; he doesn't have any experience whatsoever in this instance and neither do i.]

[There is a quick rustle in the cabin, and Shawn is glaring at the video...]

I've been in storage for way too long. Let me hang out with my inmate, the ghostly Mountain Guy from Canada, or I will strike you down. I will put ( Read more... )

There should be "An Idiot's Guide to the Barge" because getting lost in this place is ringing some nasty Ghost Ship creeps. Anywho, this is Shawn Spencer, your new channel to the dearly departed and just-out-of-the-box warden. I've been meaning to ask if there are any discernible benefits to being a warden other than the swanky areas and the ( Read more... )

That's right...I'm back under new management. I know I shouldn't expect a parade or anything but a cake would be nice, either chocolate, pineapple, or rhubarb with fish-shaped crackers but not all at the same time. Wait, what the hell is a rhubarb? Sounded like an interesting word to say at the time between my head, my mouth and the hands typing at ( Read more... )

People are being roasted instead of food in the mess hall now? That's....... both unhygienic and concerning. If the food's not safe, WHAT IS? What will be taken from us next?!

And why was everyone so happy before the fact? Not that I don't love happiness when it oozes out of every orifice. It's just hard to discern where everything is coming from. ( Read more... )

Hounds. Hell. Hounds of hell. Hellhounds. Huh. I must have slept through that one. I also must have missed the memo that satanic rituals are like proverbial games of masochistic boggle here. Be honest.... did that even really happen? And Charlie Daniels? Really? Just- gah. I would have appreciated it more if it were the Blue Oyster Cults, Burnin' ( Read more... )

Denizens of the barge! The good ship lollipop and the S.S. heartthrob this is your Captain speaking.

Yes, Captain. Captain Crunch. The Connoisseur to your Connoinah.

I’d like to thank you all for flying redemption airlines and no, we are not the titanic, but we also are a ship that WILL not sink.

That’s correct, right? The ships never actually sunk ( Read more... )